You Stupid Moron

Selasa, 13 Desember 2011

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I am getting sick of this. I honestly am. Why are you constantly in my thoughts? Is it because you're a stupid moron and you have people worried about you constantly? Even 2 years later, nobody has heard anything. People think you're dead. But Blair and I don't. We talk about you often. We know you're not dead because 1.) nobody has found a body and 2.) there hasn't been any trace of zombie's eating anybody's brains. So that's what I'm going off of.

I don't want to know why you did this or where you went to... I just want to know that you're alive. That's all. To ease my heart, my stomach, my mind. And once I know you're alive, you stupid moron, then I'm going to find you, make sure you're not a zombie, then kick you in the epiglottis. Oh yes, I plan on it. Then I'm going to hug you and cry my eyes out. I hate you right now DevOn, I hate you with a passion. You and your Steve's Cheese Hut.

That's all I have to say for now. That, and you're a stupid moron.

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