The Sitter Movie Quotes

Story: When the world's most irresponsible babysitter takes three of the world's worst kids on an unforgettable overnight adventure through the streets of New York City, it's anyone's guess who's going to make it home in one piece.

The Sitter is an upcoming American comedy film directed by David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) and produced by Michael De Luca. The film tells the story about a male student who, after being suspended from college, is lured into a babysitting gig for which he is woefully unprepared.

Quotes from The Sitter (2011) movie

Noah: I'm more of a 'sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you' type of babysitter.

Noah: What's up little tampon?

Noah: My name's Noah Jaybird. Ca caa! What's your name?
Soul Baby: They call me Soul. Soul Baby.
Noah: Soul Baby?
Soul Baby: Yeah.
Noah: Keep it in control baby. Tears, no fears man.
Soul Baby: Is that right?
Noah: Respect it, don't neglect it. Treat it, don't beat it.
Soul Baby: You're a bada** motherf**ker.

Sandy Griffith: Have you started looking for a job yet? What about babysitting?
Noah: Babysitting sucks. Adult men don't babysit things.
Sandy Griffith: You're wonderful with children.

Noah: I've been stuck babysitting these three kids, I'm being chased by two insane drug dealers. I came for my motherf**king keys to my motherf**king minivan, and that's what's up!

Noah: What are you doing in here?

Rodrigo: I dropped a bomb.

Noah: Oh that's very cute. Come on, wash your hands.

Noah: What's so funny? 

Gangster: You got some big a** balls, man.

Noah: Can't find underwear. Balls don't fit.

Sandy Griffith: Noah can you get the phone?

Noah: Mom, the phone's ringing.

Sandy Griffith: Noah, please get the phone!

Noah: Mom the phone's ringing, do you hear it?

Taglines
Need a sitter?

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Cast
Jonah Hill, Sam Rockwell, Ari Graynor, Max Records, J.B. Smoove , Method Man.

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