The Muppets (2011) Quotes

Story: On vacation in Los Angeles, Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan, and his friends Gary (Jason Segel) and Mary (Amy Adams) from Smalltown, USA, discover the nefarious plan of oilman Tex Richman (Chris Cooper) to raze the Muppet Theater and drill for the oil recently discovered beneath the Muppets' former stomping grounds. To stage The Greatest Muppet Telethon Ever and raise the $10 million needed to save the theater, Walter, Mary and Gary help Kermit reunite the Muppets, who have all gone their separate ways: Fozzie now performs with a Reno casino tribute band called the Moopets, Miss Piggy is a plus-size fashion editor at Vogue Paris, Animal is in a Santa Barbara clinic for anger management, and Gonzo is a high-powered plumbing magnate.

Quotes from Disney The Muppets (2011) movie

Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Gary: Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait wait, stop!
Gary: Are there Muppets in this movie?

Fozzie Bear: Look, Fart-Shoes!
Mary: This is going to be the shortest movie ever!

Warden: Are you, uh, the Muppets?
Prisoner: I'm a Muppet.

Statler: Is this movie in 3-D?
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!

Veronica: I'm gonna shoot straight: you guys aren't famous anymore.
Fozzie Bear: Yeesh. I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.

Fat Kid from Modern Family: Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Kermit the Frog: Y-Yes I am!

Statler: I always dreamed we'd be back here.
Waldorf: Dreams? Those where nightmares!

Kermit: Let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top!

Veronica: Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?
Kermit: Uh yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that you see because...uh...actually, uh, I'm kind of a celebrity.
Veronica: You? No. Kermit, listen: I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host. I will rerun 'Benson' if I have to...

Foozie Bear: Wokka wokka..
Miss Poogy: You've been replaced.
Miss Piggy: Oh yeahhhhhhh? What's that over there?
Miss Poogy: Oh, what?
Miss Piggy: Hiyyyyyyyyyyyya!

Walter: Gary, throw me over.
Gary: What?!
Walter: Gary just throw me over already!
Gary: Okay.
Walter: Okay here we go...1, 2, 3.
Mary: Guys? I think that's an electric fence.
Walter: Mary, it's Kermit the Frog!
(Gary throws Walter into the electric fence, he gets shocked)
Mary: It's an electric fence.
Gary: Oh my gosh, Walter, can you hear me?!
Walter (sits up, slowly): Throw me again.

Miss Piggy: There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi!

Walter: Your fans never left you! The world hasn't forgotten!

Animal: Save Muppets! Save Muppets!

Kermit: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person.
Miss Piggy: Oh Kermie......

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They're closer than you think.

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Cast
Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Rashida Jones, Emily Blunt, Jack Black, Zach Galifianakis, Charles Grodin, Steve Whitmire, Dave Goelz, Bill Barretta, Eric Jacobson.

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