Jack and Jill Quotes

Story: Jack and Jill is a comedy focusing on Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler), a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife and kids, who dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his identical twin sister Jill (also Adam Sandler). Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down. Katie Holmes plays Erin, Jack's wife.

Quotes from Jack and Jill (2011) movie


Jill Sadelstein: Aw will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play twister with your sister.


Jack: Jill this is Otto.
Otto: Nice to meet you.
Jill: (Yells) :Nice to meet you! He's homeless, right?
Jack: Are you whispering with a bull horn or something? Everybody hears you.

Gary: You and Jill are so alike!
Jack: We are nothing alike, I promise you.

Erin: Some twins can feel when the other one is hurt.
(Jack's son, Gary, punches Jill)
Jill: Ow!
Gary: Feel that?
Jack: I actually did feel something there. Pride in my son.

Jill: Are you going bald?
Jack: Huh?
Jill: No no no, you're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face.
Jack: Okay.

Office worker: What's this about a twin?
Joel Farley: Oh, Jack, he has a twin sister.
Office worker: Identical or fraternal?
Joel Farley: Uh, nocturnal. Like a bat.

Jack: I love my sister, and I can keep my cool. It's just for four days.

Al Pacino: Your sister and I grew up on the same streets. When I look at her, I see me.
Jack: When I look at her I see me too.

Taglines
His twin sister is coming for the holidays... ...and it ain't pretty.

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Cast
Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al Pacino, Elodie Tougne.

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