Who VS. Communism

Hey! Government of Canada! Some job you're doing! Keep your postal workers in line, will you? Grab a switch and start handling what should have been done YEARS ago! What's wrong with you, that you can't keep your employees under control? You brag about your army (how passive), you pride yourself on your buildings (obviously not your roads... Hello pothole!), and you insulting suggest that hockey should be our national sport. Honestly, how many of you in your political seats know the ACTUAL sport that Canada should be supporting? Your red velvet seats you so comfortably sit on during meetings that must be edited for TV to hide the shouting matches and violence that surely ensues does not make you smart, handsome or powerful. It aches of your stink and your lies, your uncontrollable urge to run and hide behind an army that is really under control of the United States of America.

Why am I choosing to verbally attack the government instead of the postal workers who are about to go on strike? I'm doing it because like a parent who does not discipline their child, your brats are running around wild; demanding more money. How much is the starting wage that the government feeds their insolent little fools? TOO MUCH. Woe is you that must get up and work for something more than $20 an hour. What about the people that do the 'dirty' jobs? The jobs that nobody wants to do (but mysteriously gets done WITHOUT COMPLAINT)? The jobs that require such physical labour that many men and women get injured (don't talk to me about the dog that chased you because you're a mailman). YOU'RE JOB IS NO MORE AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD THAN THE NEXT!! What about the prostitute? Is her job not as dangerous as yours? Oh, dear hooker! Please go on strike so that you can ask for more than $10 for the next trick! How about the farmer working his nails to bleed? He may not seem too content for the .10c he's getting per cereal box (of the unknown cereal put on the shelves at discount prices because they won't sell). Maybe he should be asking for a raise as well. GO ON STRIKE, OH BLEEDING, SUFFERING FARMER! ASK FOR MORE THAN $20 FOR A BOX OF CEREAL!!

Sounds stupid, hey? Of course is does. And it is ALL YOUR FAULT. How should a government be run? WITH COMMUNISM. In a world where people make the SAME amount of money. No complaining, because with complaint comes punishment. I'm sure you're all thinking "Communism? Are you serious? This isn't China!" Or some of you may be thinking "Sure, it's great on paper, just not in actuality. Great in theory, or in small scale, it's just not going to work here." But... what if? Things weren't always run like this; think back to many years before there was a government. Before people decided one person should govern over everybody else with their capitalist ideas and actions (Hiya, Obama... SIR!). The farmer made the same as the guy who delivered the mail, the hooker the same as the guy watching guard on a shoddy tower on the perimeter of town, the midwife making the same as the baker, etc. Everybody was treated EQUAL. Everybody made equal. Men loved their women and women respected their husbands. There was no 'feminism' (awww... so you're a feminist. How cute!) and men valued the opinion of their wives. Then came along dictatorship and everything was thrown out the window. Peace was distrupted because ONE PERSON decided they would be in charge of everybody else (Hiya, Hitler... SIR!). I'm sure you're wondering what my point is. My point is...

DICTATORSHIP/CAPITALISM = NAZI GERMANY/PRESIDENTS/GOVERNMENT ITSELF!!
COMMUNISM = PEACE!!! EQUALITY! NO MAN IS BETTER THAN THE NEXT (a classless
society based on common ownership and equality)!!!

That, and I would be getting my mail on time... stupid postal workers.