My kid, Keadys, is always making me laugh. Maybe I should share with you so that you can have a giggle too. People in the story are: Bram (husband), Rhai (11 y/o daughter) and Keadys (3 y/o son). Enjoy!
COMPLETE RANDOMNESS:
Keadys hikes up his pants and walks around: Look mom! I'm an old man!
Look mom! Rhai and I are cutting my foot off! (He was using his toy saw).
Look mom! I made you a peanut butter rainbow! I made it just for you! Do you like it? I could add clouds if you'd like... (he did it on the coffee table).
I'm going to sweep the fireplace now because I was a good boy and ate all my lunch up.
Mom, please cut my fingernail 'cause it's DRIVING ME NUTS!!!
THE POOP CORNER:
Mom, could you please wipe my butt to take away the tickle?
I'm not going to poop a big poop, 'cause those hurt. I'll just do a bunch of little ones, okay?
I'm going to poop in grandpa's bathroom, 'cause that's a little potty just for me... AND for grandpa. Right, mom?
BABY MOMENTS:
Keadys has his head on my tummy and is feeling baby move:
Wow, mom! He just kicked me in the head!
Rhai and Keadys are feeling baby move when the baby does a strong kick:
Rhai: I felt that!!!
Keadys: Baby kicked you because he doesn't like you. He said "Go away Rhai!".
Rhai: What!?
Keadys: I heard him! He said "Go away Rhai! Leave me alone!"
MONEY SITUATIONS:
We're at McDonald's and I give Keadys some change; 2 pennies:
"Wow! Thanks mom! Now I have enough money to go buy Subway!"
In the parking lot at the bank:
"Is dad going to go buy me some money?"
Walking through electronics at WalMart, Keadys sees a Wii game with Diego and Dora:
Keadys: Mom, can I have that??
Me: Not for fifty bucks, you can't.
Keadys: Why not?
Me: For one, I don't have fifty bucks to spend on a game.
Keadys: BUT DAD MIGHT!!!
As he runs down the isle to where Bram is, Keadys is shouting:
"HEY DAD!! CAN I HAVE FIFTY BUCKS TO BUY THAT WII GAME!?!?"
Bram and Keadys are having their evening talk:
Bram: What time did you wake up this morning?
Keadys: At fifty bucks.
Bram: At fifty bucks, hey?
Keadys: Yeah.
GAMES:
Keadys: Rhai, do you want to play walk-away?
Rhai: How do you play that?
Keadys: You walk away like this (walks away from her and shouts from a distance), and that's how you play it!
Rhai and Keadys playing the Diego game (racing games) on the Wii:
Keadys: I don't want to do that one, it will be slow.
Rhai: It's not a slow one.
Game came on and it was slow.
Keadys: See?? I TOLD you it would be a slow one... You never listen to me.
Rhai and Keadys are playing "I've Got Your Nose":
Rhai: Keadys! I've got your nose!
Keadys throws a massive temper tantrum: RHAI!!! NOOOO!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY NOSE!!!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! STOP LAUGHING!!!!!! GIVE IT BAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!
Rhai and Keadys are playing on the floor, Rhai is hiding her face not moving. Keadys comes sulking to the kitchen:
Keadys: Oh... Now I'm sad.
Me: What's wrong?
Keadys: I think Rhainnon is dead.
And the one that made me the most proud of my son...
Keadys is playing hockey on Rhai's iPod:
Keadys: Look! I goaled!!
Me: You mean you SCORED a goal.
Keadys: Yes! I scored a goal!
Me: But you scored a goal on your own net.
Keadys: Yes, but mom, I scored a goal!
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