It Has Been Done.

Upon my struggles of denying people into my thoughts, I have finally caved and given it to their gripping words of invigoration. I can only hear their thoughts from behind my computer screen as they stared at me: Peer pressure, peer pressure, peer pressure. I just simply grew tired of the constant nagging for me to start writing more, the pressure of writing a book (like I lead an exciting life), or to keep the laughing going. At my expense? I'm not to sure. I think it's to the point where I just don't care if they laugh or not. If I get a giggle out of what I'm writing, then that's all that matters to me.

So I have to write about what I'm thinking? About what I'm doing? I can do this, it's having to shut up that's the real trick. Well, to empty my mind into the 'Pensieve' (a Harry Potter contraption that collects memories of those who wish not to keep them bottled up in their minds anymore), I shall discuss in my first blog: my new diet.

'Oh great, here she goes. Another fat girl attempting a new fad diet and then writing about it' you think as you carefully scroll down to see how long this is. Sure, you could stop now, but why not keep reading? You've come along this far to read it all now, just keep reading.

ANYWAY... before I was rudely interrupted by my own pathetic thoughts, I am on a new 'diet'. It's not so much called that as it is considered just eating healthy (or clean, I guess they call it). Success stories have jumped off the page to teach me a lesson on how to lose weight and I couldn't help but to go and purchase the book (I should have stolen it, I was so broke afterwards). This new way of eating has cleaned me of every bit of money that I could gather. The cost of food (eating junk food is MUCH, much cheaper); $200.00. The cost of the book; $25.00 (it's cheaper in the States, but I'm a Canadian and we like to pay extremely high prices). Cost of the jump rope; $5.00. The look on my son's face as he watched his fat mommy jump up and down; priceless. For everything else, there's Yoga.

I've never had to eat so much food on a diet before. It's a constant effort to keep shovelling food into my mouth. I never had a problem with this before, yet the constant movement of the fork to mouth equation has never been so difficult. Maybe because when you look at a diet, you think that you can't eat lots, so you do. And with this diet, you eat lots, so you can't. It's GOT to be scientifically proven, hasn't it? So the more you eat, the less you weight, the less you eat, the more you gain. Well, glad they mentioned that on the website.

So I'm off to eat another 4 meals (I've already had 2), then to just sit back and relax, watching my stomach shrink beneath my very eyes. And until next time, readers (or lack of), I shall depart until I am able to find this webpage again. And to those who wanted me to create a blog, you're crazy; and I must be as well for actually doing it.


Mel.