A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Quotes

Story: Following years of growing apart, Harold Lee (Cho) and Kumar Patel (Penn) have replaced each other with new friends and are preparing for their respective Yuletide celebrations. But when a mysterious package mistakenly arrives at Kumar's door on Christmas Eve, his attempt to redirect it to Harold's house ends with the "high grade" contents-and Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree-going up in smoke. With his in-laws out of the house for the day, Harold decides to cover his tracks, rather than come clean. Reluctantly embarking on another ill-advised journey with Kumar through New York City, their search for the perfect replacement tree takes them through party heaven-and almost blows Christmas Eve sky high.

Quotes from A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011) movie

Harold: Dude, were clay-mated.
Kumar: Awesome.

Harold: I shot Santa Clause in the face. He's real, and I shot him in the face.


Jesus: Welcome to Heaven, Im Jesus!
Neil Patrick Harris: Jesus....?
Jesus: (holds up crucifix) Christ! I practically run this place.
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh. For reals?
Jesus: I mean my dad owns it but Im kinda number one...
Neil Patrick Harris: Ha ha, youre one of those.

Kumar: How are you still alive?
Neil Patrick Harris: What are you talking about?
Harold: We saw you get shot, remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: You have to be more specific...
Kumar: In that w***e house?
Harold: In Texas?
Kumar: You branded a prostitute...
Harold: Remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh yeahhhhhhh...

Mary: Do you wanna see my room?
Harold: Ha, married. Hes single though.
Kumar: Hi! Kumar...
Mary: Sorry, I dont date black guys.Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that...

Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that...

Harold: I dont know, hasnt the whole 3D thing jumped the shark by now?

Kumar: Those kids put something in here.
Harold: Is it drugs? Is it semen?
Kumar: Doesnt taste like semen...

Todd: Why the H did you F-Wads take the tree that we had specifically called and reserved?
Kumar: Who is this toolbox?

Taglines
Christmas comes prematurely.

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Cast
John Cho, Kal Penn, Neil Patrick Harris, Patton Oswalt, Danny Trejo, David Burtka, Tom Lennon, Fred Melamed.

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