Puss in Boots Quotes

Story: Long before he even met Shrek, the notorious fighter, lover and outlaw Puss in Boots becomes a hero when he sets off on an adventure with the tough and street smart Kitty Softpaws and the mastermind Humpty Dumpty to save his town. This is the true story of The Cat, The Myth, The Legend... The Boots.

Quotes from Puss in Boots 3D (2011) movie

Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Puss in Boots: Is it hot in here? Or is it me?

Puss in Boots: All that I need are the boots!

Humpy Dumpty: You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy...

Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something...breakfasty.
Humpy Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother.
Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me!
Humpy Dumpty: I know you're angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots?
Puss in Boots: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.
Humpy Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers - they wrote a song about it!

Puss in Boots: I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score.
Bartender: Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward. (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails)
Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!

Puss in Boots: You may know my name, but you do not know the legend. I protect the innocent. And in my brave and noble quest for justice, nothing will distract me! Ohhhhhhhhh....

Puss in Boots: I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think... (Holds Puss' boots up)
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty...

Puss in Boots: Stay furry, my friends. Meowwww.

Jack: I hate cats!
Puss in Boots: That's not what your mama said!
Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!

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Pray for mercy.

Looking good never looked so good.

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Cast
Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Amy Sedaris, Billy Bob Thornton, Walt Dohrn, Zeus Mendoza.

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